BUT PRAYING SHOULD ONLY HAPPEN BETWEEN ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN.
P.S. Everyone should follow my other blog, thedisgruntledbookseller
Christian Inspiration
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The Disgruntled Bookseller
Sophistocated Retail
It always amazes me how un-Christian people can be when we don’t have their version of the bible.
thebiggestnerd asked:
Hey, do you work here?
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okay for those of you who don’t know, for some reason people just cannot figure out on their own WHO works there and who doesn’t work there. I can kind of understand sometimes, since we don’t have to wear any kind of uniform, but when I have my name tag on, am wandering around in the kids’ section, have a pile of books and a PDT in my hand…Honestly, ask yourself. If I said “no,” would you have believed me?
I have been asked whether or not I work here under these conditions.
-After asking if I could help someone find something
-While standing behind the cash register
-While using a computer behind the information desk
-While wheeling around a v-cart full of books
“Hi! Can I help you find something?”
“Yes, do you work here?”
No, I was just wondering if you’d found Jesus yet.
“A Parent’s Guide to Preventing Homosexuality” by Joseph Nicolosi, Ph.D. and Linda Ames Nicolosi
Christian Inspiration
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Or, “How to be a Shitty Parent.”
“Naruto” Volume 54 by Masashi Kishimoto
Manga
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a) Rainbows?
b) Hulk cameo?
c) 54 volumes of Naruto?!
“Crafting with Cat Hair” by Kaori Tsutaya, translated by Amy Hirschman
Crafts/Hobbies
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One day I’ll take a couple photos of the inside of this book, but for now, you can just let your imagination soar.
“Preggatinis: Mixology for the Mom-to-be” by Natalie Bovis-Nelson
Pregnancy/Childbirth
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“Everywhere Babies” by Susan Meyers, illustrated by Marla Frazee
Picture Books
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This is what I think when I log onto Facebook.
“Dollhouse” by Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian
Fiction
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How many Kardashians does it take to write a trashy novel?
